New Elmo Toy Is Amazingly Amazing, Scary - Geekologie
2008/02/20/1142RTFA: http://www.geekologie.com/2008/02/new_elmo_toy_is_…
The Elmo Live toy due out this fall made an appearance at the 2008 Toy Fair and let me tell you — the little red bastard keeps getting scarier and scarier. He can sit, stand, sing, dance, tell stories and jokes, and all around freak you out. I don’t care what Mattel says, there’s a little person in that costume. And that, my friends, is fucking wrong.
Watch the video. I particularly enjoyed the part where the mad scientist cackles maniacally and says, “Elmo, I love you.” I am not joking, except about the “enjoyed” part, and in that case, I was being sarcastic. Seriously, there’s a mad scientist who interacts with Elmo throughout the demonstration.
This is completely insane.

