Me: Please put your pants on. Him: Fine, Pickles.
2008/01/06/0935RTFA: http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000607.php
My three-year-old has decided that “Pickles” is a curse word. It basically means “asshole.” Or possibly, “You dick.”
Here is an actual exchange from the other morning:
Me: Please put your pants on.
Him: Fine, Pickles.
He says it right to my face, with complete disgust.
To better illustrate the scene for you, I’ve asked the guy who played Ricky in Better Off Dead to provide a re-enactment using his professional acting skills.
Please enjoy.
This has been my other source of joy while bed-ridden with fever. I have been sneezing, as well. In fact, I should have taken a picture of the thing that I recently got out of my nose, since it’s relevant to the namesake of this video. But, whatever. I’m going to watch this a few more times, then possibly go back to sleep.